I just received this memo from an anonymous Atari employee:
| Encryption key found! This evening, I found the long-lost encryption key! I thought it would have been locked up with the other valuable Atari properties, such as Nolan's first ping-pong paddle, but I was wrong. You'll never guess where I found it... under the couch cushion! It was right there all this time! I'm really sorry this caused so much trouble and delayed the new Jaguar games, but I just never thought to look there! |