Shark Bite Games and Tooting Pigeon Projections are proud to announce the definitive fighting game for the Atari Jaguar:
Barney Fife has been possessed by a demon and the people of Mayberry must save him. The only way to do this is to beat the devil out of him. Choose from five Mayberry regulars: Barney, Andy, Opie, Gomer, and Aunt Bee. As a bonus, you can also play as two classic Shark Bite Games characters, Cornboy and Dedclown-1.
Fight For Fife will be a limited edition game available ONLY by pre-order. It will cost a mere $139.99 plus shipping, and the game will ship on April 7, 2029. Payment must be received by next Thursday.
See what the critics are saying:
"This game is very genious!" -Noah Anglais
"It stinks!" -Jay Sherman
"The game may suck, but you can't go wrong for only $139.99! If you don't buy it, you're not a TRUE Jaguar fan like I am!" -Nell Swampell
"In my own biased opinion, I think it's great!" -Grave Hell
"This game rocks! Opie is victorious!" -R. Howard
"This ranks rite up there wifh Kasumi Ninja! My collage freinds love it!" -Jaguar-fan-4-life
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