The "2000" series of games on the Jaguar has been very successful, so I am proud to announce another in the series:
Constipator - 2000 Flushes.

In Constipator, you are being attacked by the Yuri Nation, and their leader Jagu-Throne. These guys are really pissed off. Your mission is to protect Uranus, keep it clean, and wipe out any unwanted invaders. Be sure to grab the can-of-beans power-up for some extra gas! Plunger missiles are also at your disposal. Be sure to look before you flush, and you just might find the hidden "Squeeze the Charmin" bonus level!

At only $99.99 plus shipping and handling and tax, this game is guaranteed to drain your wallet. Order today!